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February 7, 2010

Last year I saw a lot of films.

Filed under: animation, film and tv — Tags: , , , — Crumpet @ 4:56 pm

Here’s the breakdown of what I watched at home, lovingly transcribed from the sidebar with some dashes of remembrance thrown in.

Adam's Baby Name Dictionary

Across the Universe — odd, very long, vaguely unenjoyable.
Adam’s Rib — delightful, funny and smart.
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen — we rewatched this on Bluray, having only owned the laserdisc in times past. Hilarious, bizarre and beautiful.
The Adventures of Robin Hood — Purchased on Bluray thanks to my ongoing childhood obsession with Robin Hood. Dashing, funny, romantic. So much meat…
Away from Her — a quiet and utterly heartbreaking tale of a couple struggling with the wife’s Alzheimer’s disease.

Badlands — I was very tired when I watched this. I may have fallen asleep and choose to refrain from comment until I see it again.
Blood Simple — if only the Coen’s characters would learn to communicate with each other, things wouldn’t go so horribly wrong! But then we wouldn’t have these cool movies, I guess.
A Bug’s Life — it is, indeed, a beautiful butterfly.

Stars in her Button Eyes

Clueless — I originally saw this in the cinema. I adored it, my friends all claimed to hate it. It was the beginning of my love affair with Paul Rudd. Paul (the Pants in Motion version, not the Rudd one, obviously) had never seen it and that was just wrong, IMO.
Cool Hand Luke — embarrassingly, I was the one who had never seen this. Paul Newman being awesome and gorgeous with added religious allegory. My perfect film.
Coraline — you know what sucks about living in Australia? That sometimes you can buy a film from the USA before it arrives in the cinemas here. I loved it, and plan on watching it again soon. It was a very good year for animated films.
Cube — a small, smart existential number. The acting was a little wooden at first, but I forgave that pretty quickly.

Dan in Real Life — “This corn is like an angel.”
Dangerous Liaisons — Stephen Frears is so good that he made me like John Malkovich. He’s not good enough to make me like 80s film stock though — the print used for the DVD looked appalling.
Dark City — oft quoted as the precursor to The Matrix. Not nearly as engaging as The Matrix as I couldn’t invest in characters who were composed of constantly changing facades.
Dark Water — I was with this film right up to the end, where it where it went ridiculously off the rails. Why do mother figures always have to give up their lives for the dead children? Why can’t supernatural elements be more subtle and restrained?
Death at a Funeral — I expected better. Underwhelming.

I saw The Flaming Lips in concert and it did make me a better human being.

The Fearless Freaks — I would like to give all involved in the making of this wonderful documentary a great big hug. I did touch Wayne’s foot through the bubble at the Flaming Lips concert last year. It was possibly the greatest moment of my life.
The Fearless Vampire Killers — quite silly.
The Filth and the Fury — I don’t really remember much about watching this. I think I enjoyed it.
4 months, 3 weeks & 2 days — utterly gut wrenching and unforgettable. A powerful reminder that we should never take our freedoms for granted. I teared up right now just looking at the IMDB page. Everybody should see this film.
Frantic — poor Harrison Ford had such a horrible day. Plus he had to do that scene where he ate paper, one of the few things that triggers my vomit reflex. Aside from that, the film was very enjoyable.

Gigli — I cannot believe I almost forgot to add Gigli to this list. The movie everyone loves to hate, even if they haven’t seen it. And you know what, it’s really not that bad. Sure, it’s completely implausible, and there’s that one guy that went, as Robert Downey Jr would put it, full retard, but overall it’s a well acted, interesting film. I enjoyed it.
Glue — the first film from director Alexis Dos Santos, who I will talk more about later. A little wishy-washy, but quite beautiful to look at.

Hamlet 2 — Rock me sexy Jesus! All night long!
Happy-Go-Lucky — I really thought I would hate Poppy, but I just couldn’t. Some people seem to really detest this film; I adored it.
Heathers — The first time I saw Heathers was at my ex’s house when I was 18, on his small TV, broken up by commercials with his family coming and going. Not the ideal situation, and I ended up not really getting it. This time, I loved it. It’s one of the films from that era that still really holds up today.
Hot Fuzz — it’s not as good as Shaun, in my opinion. But then, not many things are. Wonderfully witty.
The Hottest State — people tend to dismiss Ethan Hawke as a writer and director due to his career as an actor. They shouldn’t. This film, while a little long, captures the earnest nature of youth quite beautifully.

I Am a Sex Addict — thoroughly engaging and likable.
In Bruges — or, as I like to refer to it, In Effing Bruges. Fucking brilliant.
The Incredibles — an aptly named film, for sure.

All the better to EAT YOU with!

Jaws — note to filmmakers: this is how it’s done.
Juno — the film that made me laugh the first time I saw it, then bawl uncontrollably for an entire weekend the second time. This was the third viewing. I coped far better, but the scene at the end between Juno and Mack in the hospital still destroys me. I simultaneously want to hug Jason Reitman and kick him in the balls.

Kids — it’s shocking and difficult and heartbreaking and every singe teenager should see it.
Kung Fu Panda — really, really fun.

Lars and the Real Girl — I want to make a joke like “show me on the doll where this film touched you”, but this film doesn’t deserve such stupid and cheap humour. A wonderful story about family, community, a troubled man and his plastic girlfriend.
The Last Starfighter — I can understand why so many little boys loved this film back in the day, but really, it’s just not very good.
Live Free or Die Hard — I didn’t hate it, but it was pretty stupid. Doesn’t remotely compare to its predecessors.
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring — whereupon we fall in love with Hobbits, wizards and Viggo Mortensen.
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers — Viggo Mortensen continues to be hot.

#14/365

Man on Wire — this captivating documentary occupies the same space in my heart that the Flaming Lips do. Seeing it inspired me to be a better person.
The Man Who Wasn’t There — up there with my favourites from the Coen brothers. Earlier comment about communication still applies.
The Manchurian Candidate — people love this film; I don’t know why. It’s silly and utterly predictable with extraordinarily overblown two-dimensional characters.
Millions — it has the Danny Boyle stylings, but reeks a little too much of ‘made for TV’.
My Beautiful Laundrette — there’s a laundrette in Fitzroy named after this film. It makes me smile every time I see it.

A New Year

Pleasantville — one of my all time favourites. I think we watched this with Paul’s mum, who I believe described it haltingly as “different” and “interesting”, in the way that only mums can.

Rachel Getting Married — a wonderful and sympathetic film about substance abuse and family relationships. Excellent performaces all round, not just from Anne Hathaway.
Raging Bull — one of my List of Shame films (ie, films that I really should have seen but haven’t). I thought it was very good, but it didn’t grab me as much as I expected it to.
Rear Window — another from the list of shame. Hitchcock really knew his shit. This was fantastic.
Rififi — quite long, but not a film that suffers for it at all. The premise of the film is a jewellery heist, and the scenes of the break-in are absolutely riveting. Plus, Rififi is just so much fun to say.
The Right Stuff — I’d never seen this. I know, I can’t believe it either. The brash, overtly American bravado of the characters frustrated me at times, but I did really enjoy it.
Robin Hood: Men in Tights — sometimes you just shouldn’t rewatch the films you loved as a child.
Role Models — a somewhat fun, lightweight film with a horribly messy storyline.

What's to come?

The Science of Sleep — Dear Michel Gondry, I love you. Please keep making beautiful things.
Shaolin Soccer — quite enjoyable, but not nearly as memorable or awesome as Kung Fu Hustle.
Shopgirl — back on a now defunct bulletin board, the posters would often get up in arms about films that portrayed relationships between older men (or men in power) and younger women. Usually the posters would deride these films without ever bothering to see them. Shopgirl was one of these. I now have a rule where I try really hard not to diss films without having viewed them first. And this one is lovely. Claire Danes is delightful and should really get more work.
Sita Sings the Blues — a wonderful, witty animated film that unfortunately suffers from being made almost entirely by one person.
Son of Rambow — it makes my heart happy to even think about this film.
Sullivan’s Travels — Preston Sturges. What a genius.
Sunshine — some people don’t like the ending. Those people are wrong. Also, the space suits are stunningly beautiful.
Superbad — I laughed and I laughed. And then I laughed some more.

The Taking of Pelham One Two Three — what a fucking crackerjack of a film. Awesome in every singe way.
The Tenant — it was just… so… odd…
The Terminator — another one from the list of shame. Yes, you read that right, I didn’t see The Terminator until 2009 and I damn well loved it. My favourite James Cameron film by far.
The Transporter — stupid mindless beefcakey fun.
The Transporter 2 — a load of unenjoyable, unintelligible nonsense.

Not Pants by squozen

Vicky Cristina Barcelona — I certainly wouldn’t deny Javier Bardem some babies, if he, you know, offered. A beautiful film filled with beautiful scenery (of both the human and location varieties).

Waltz with Bashir — I was a little disappointed with this, but I feel bad for saying so… it’s a very good film, but I can’t shake the feeling that it could have been better.
Wanted — the more I see this film, the more I enjoy it. And not just because it’s centred around a magical loom. It’s clever, the acting is great and on the whole it’s ridiculously enjoyable.
Watchmen — I’m so happy I didn’t get around to seeing this at the cinema. What a crushing, horrible disappointment of a film. We borrowed the Bluray from a friend and I still feel like demanding my money back.

#70/365

So that’s it. My year of cinema at home. 70 71 films (Gigli, can you believe I forgot to add Gigli to the list!!!??!) Not too shabby.

January 18, 2010

Unbeefday Stew

Filed under: food, photography — Tags: , , , , , , — Crumpet @ 10:37 am

"Unbeef" stew.

Another damn fine slow cooker recipe from Teh Internets. I did want to make something tasty, but I admit my main goal in making Unbeef Stew was to take a better photograph than all the other horrible looking ones on the recipe page. Stew is not the most photogenic thing in the world.

I didn’t stray too far from the recipe this time — just added a little less cornstarch, threw in some red wine and honey, and bought some good quality Asian Grocery “dried” tofu (you’ll still find this in the fridge section, it’s just a lot firmer than regular tofu) instead of bothering with the freezing and liquid draining malarkey. Also, I didn’t peel my potatoes or seed my tomato. I’m such a rebel.

January 17, 2010

Pineapple Curry

Filed under: food — Tags: , , , , — Crumpet @ 1:19 pm

Occasionally people ask me for my recipes, and I always promise I’ll write them down and email them to those people. I never do. It’s a major source of guilt. But now that I have a good kitchen to cook in and a table that isn’t permanently used as bench space, I can take (what I hope to be) nice, appetising photographs of my meals. And I’ve found that when I do this, I’m more likely to write the recipe here on the blog. So, without further ado, here’s another fruity curry.

Pineapple Curry

Six or so years ago, I was painting and watching Jamie Oliver on the tellie when he cooked this. I scrounged around and managed to write it down on a scrap of newspaper I was using as a dropsheet. Probably with a pastel. It doesn’t look like much, but trust me when I say it’s fan-freaking-tastic.

Cook around two cups of basmati rice. In another pan, heat a tablespoon of mustard seeds in 1-2 tablespoons of sunflower or coconut oil. Bash a few cardamom seeds in your mortar and pestle and add this to the pan with a small handful of curry leaves. Toss everything round a bit, then peel and slice a knob of ginger and add it to the mix. Grind up a teaspoon of cumin seeds and throw them into the pan with half a teaspoon of chilli powder, followed by one teaspoon of turmeric. Cut a fresh pineapple into large chunks and stir it through the mix. Slice a banana on an angle and add (the recipe calls for a plantain, but I can never find these in Melbourne). Pour in a can of coconut milk, season with salt and simmer until it’s ready. Serve over the basmati rice. Omnomnom.

January 11, 2010

Banana Curry

Filed under: food — Tags: , , — Crumpet @ 7:58 pm

Brought to you by the exhaust fan over my stove and the letters G, F and S.

Banana Curry

Banana Curry, slightly altered from Flip Shelton’s wonderful yet sadly out-of-print cookbook, Green. This version serves 4-5, or 2 plus tomorrows lunch.

Sauté 2 onions and a small jar of red curry paste in a few tablespoons of oil. Add 4 roughly chopped bananas, 500g of diced firm tofu, a cup of frozen peas and half a cup of vegetable stock. Simmer for around 10 minutes, until everything is cooked through. Roll 2 limes on a benchtop under your palm to soften them up as much as possible. Cut them in half, then use a citrus reamer (heh) to extract every last drop of juice and stir it through the curry, followed by a small tin of coconut cream. Season to taste, serve with rice and top with tasty fresh basil. I got mine from the amazing Stacking Theory garden because I am a lucky duck. Particularly good on 43ºC days. Sheesh.

January 10, 2010

Not a crock after all.

Filed under: food — Tags: , , , , — Crumpet @ 9:25 am

mushroom stew

My parents gave us a slow cooker for Christmas. The first thing I made in it was a cauliflower soup, slightly altered from the version I made up for the stove* a while back. It worked out quite well.

The second thing I made was an Italian Not-Dog spaghetti.

It did not work out so well.

I’d found the recipe on the internet and apparently failed to look at the star rating. It had 2/10. It’s now 1.5/10. It was possibly the worst thing I’ve ever cooked.

I was determined for the crockpot to succeed though, and have since found a bunch of vegan recipes for stews and whatnot that look entirely promising. The one pictured above was last nights meal, Mushroom Stew. I added a bunch of enoki mushrooms to the mix, used two tablespoons of cornstarch in place of the tapioca, then tested it halfway through and added a good pinch of salt, some red wine, Nuttelex margarine and honey. I don’t do well with such straightedge recipes — things NEED salt, damnit, it is not evil and works to enhance the flavours of the other ingredients.

Anyway, it was quite delicious. Will make again.

*Cauliflower soup: sauté an onion, some garlic, chilli and ginger. Add cauliflower pieces, a cup or so of red lentils and one or two diced potatoes. Add good amounts of red and yellow spices (paprika, cinnamon, nutmeg, curry powder, mustard seeds, garam masala, cloves, turmeric, etc.) and about 10 cups of vegetable stock. Perhaps some beer, perhaps some nutritional yeast flakes or some sharp shaved cheese. Definitely some sweet chilli sauce and a tomato puree of some kind. Freshly crushed salt and pepper, obviously. Cook for a while. Better the next day.)

January 9, 2010

Tomorrow is for bottling.

Filed under: food, pups — Tags: , , , — Crumpet @ 10:46 pm

As you can see, Stella found a plum.

i found a plum

And then she etted it.

and then i found another plum

And then she went back and found another plum.

and then i etted it!

And etted that one too!

December 30, 2009

More things for other people.

Filed under: craft, knitting — Tags: , , , — Crumpet @ 10:22 pm

We found a house to live in.

We moved.

We now have internet.

I have located the camera cable.

Yawn.

While house-hunting, moving, organising internet and finding camera cables, I managed to do some surprise knitting. At least, I managed to keep it mostly a surprise until I accidentally left my knitting bag on the bed one day and Paul saw it. And since he’d been nagging for a Handmade Jumper of His Very Own, he figured it out pretty quickly.

Balance

With sky and tree.

So, here we have That Genius Elizabeth Zimmermann’s Seamless Hybrid. Made with the shirt yoke option and three balls of Bendigo Woollen Mills Rustic 8-ply Red Tweed for a 6′4″ man. I made it while listening to The Iliad and named the Ravelry project Odysseus.

Behold! The Seamless Hybrid!

Just prior to knitting Odysseus, I made Another Thing for Someone Else. This time a baby cardigan for my new niece Ruby, made using the Half-linen Stitch Toddler Sweater pattern from Curious Creek and some leftover Patons ‘Serenity’ and Cleckheaton ‘Bamboo’ yarn. Ravelry details are here.

With Grapes

I altered the pattern slightly by picking up stitches in the round for the sleeves then knitting down to the cuff. Why sew six seams when you can get away with two?

Half-linen stitch cardigan

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